Shopaholic (With a Twist)

Like his Mommy, Daryl loves shopping. But unlike his Mommy, Daryl loves shopping while sucking his pacifier ...

What Makes Kids Happy?

Why is Daryl so happy while taking pictures with his cousins?

Because he's won a toy ambulance!

Laptop Junior

Daryl has been playing with the wet tissue box as if it is his personal laptop.

But he can't figure out why pornographic pictures and videos never show up on it, unlike his old man's laptop.

In-house Training

Daryl is practising hard to become a world-class maitre d'! He's been doing pretty well actually, with (touch wood) no broken dishes so far.

Smiling Faces

Sometimes, Daryl smiles like his Mommy and looks as if he is pretty shy.

But sometimes he smiles like his old man by showing the big gaps in his teeth!

Power of Drums

Daryl is playing his small drum set so noisily ...

That even our deaf neighbours are complaining!

Y for Yakult

Daryl is so hopelessly in love with Yakult that he would drink it in an elevator ...

And rinse his mouth with it like Listerine.

Funny Old Buns

Daryl was pointing at a guy who was eating three buns at a time and had 17 more in his hands. He wanted us to take a picture of him but we were not quick enough.

Pancake Chef

My dream is to work at a McDonald's where I can make a lot of pancakes at the same time.

And to eat a lot of pancakes for free!

Stuck with Soccer

At the umpteenth try, I can finally take a picture showing how well Daryl can kick the ball. But I still can't capture his face and eyes this time around ...

Animal Lover

Daryl can talk to frogs ...

Swim with the dolphins ...

And comfort the seahorse who is alone in the park.

Covert Mission Accomplished

Being a paparazzo is not easy, as proven by the terrible quality of these pictures taken while Daryl was at school.

But no matter how out-of-focus these pictures are, I can always recognise Daryl as his hair is always messier than others'.

Close Call

God is looking after us, as there is no other explanation as to how Daryl managed to escape serious injuries over the weekend.

We were at a park close to home, and one of the favourite games for the bigger kids was the "Tarzan" game, where kids would grab hold of the handle and swing from one side to another. But there is no guardrail along the way.

Mommy and I were both busy retrieving Daryl's ball, which had been kicked far away by a naughty kid. Meanwhile, Daryl had wandered straight into the path of Tarzan.

When he crossed it the first time, nothing happened as the kid had yet started his journey. But when Daryl walked across it the second time, a kid was approaching rapidly and was swinging his legs really hard.

Imagine a high-bar gymnast swinging his legs as hard as he can just before the final somersaults and landing.

When I saw Daryl crossing the Tarzan for the second time, the kid was already midway through and had no idea Daryl was right in front of him. And when I saw his swinging legs, there was nothing we could do as my arms were not long enough to snatch Daryl away.

Swoosh.

I could literally see a breeze around Daryl's head as his hair was moved by the wind swirled up by the kid's swinging legs. Turned out that his legs barely missed Daryl's head by mere inches. And Daryl, oblivious to how grave a danger he was in, kept running towards me, smiling and completely unscathed.

In the days after the incident, I kept wondering what might have happened had Daryl been hit. Judging by the speed of the swinging legs, I would definitely have passed out if I was the one who got hit.

Now think about Daryl, who is still a baby.

It was a really close call. I keep thanking God for looking after Daryl especially while we were not being careful enough.

Thank you, God.

And I am lost for words.

Unsolved Mystery

Daryl can wear his old man's shoes ...

Put on his glasses ...

Stack up his toys by himself ...

And eat oranges with his fork ...

But is still sceptical when we tell him that NO ONE is living in the phone.

School Alone

Daryl is yelling and doesn't look pleased at all ...

Because he wants to go to school by himself.

Beach Boy (Fully Clothed Edition)

Why was Daryl holding a hula hoop?

Because he wanted to use it as a floating ring to save a drowning friend!

All I Want for Dinner is a Chupa Chup

I've got a yummy Chupa Chups!

Now don't disturb me with a filthy hanky!

Ouch!

It's really sweet and I've got to get some water.

A Responsible Driver

Daryl had to park his car due to a flat tyre.

And when he knew that nothing could be done, he decided to wave at the cars coming by, hoping that someone would come and help.

Sushi Chef

Daryl loves his parents a lot. That's why he's checking whether the sushi they just bought was okay ...

And even if it means he had to turn them upside down and all the fillings had fallen off.

Mamma Mia

Oh yeah, Mommy picked me up after school! Hurray!

I'll celebrate by climbing to the top of the slide and go down as fast I can! Zoom!

Why Do Children Cry?

When Daryl saw that the Jumpin' Gym was closed for renovation ...

He couldn't hide his disappointment and cried as loudly as he could.

There is Something Daryl Can't Do

Daryl can pick up a whole bunch of eggs with a tray.

He is also not afraid of getting dirty and can do a painting on his own.

But when it comes to asking his friends to queue up, there is nothing he can do. Poor him.

Think Before You Drink

Daryl snatched away his old man's wine and sipped it all the way to the bottom.

He was so drunk that he nearly took off all his clothes when he performed pole dancing.

The Price of Being Sexy

One minute Daryl was laughing crazily with his mouth wide open.

Minutes later he tripped and bit his lips, giving him one big pair of sexy and swollen lips.

Panic Time for Pandas

Daryl is trying to build the tallest Lego structure the world has ever seen.

And in a bid to add height onto the structure, he plans to put a live panda on the top.