When you run into a giraffe, don't panic. Try not to stare straight into its eyes and act as if you are shy.
Then grab its neck with your right hand and slam it onto the ground, knocking it unconscious.
To make it absolutely sure, try stepping onto its head so that it won't suddenly jump up and overpower you.
Once it's lying on the ground, you may poke its eyes with your right hand, and check on its pulse with your left.
Done! Next week: Bringing down Goliath 101.(Disclaimer: Don't worry, we are animal lovers too. No animal was harmed in the process.)
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