Wacky Weapons

Ever since being mugged by two kids, Daryl has decided to go into self-protect mode and mastered the use of his drumstick, as a weapon for self-protection.

CSI (Playgroup)

As revealed by this CCTV footage, Daryl was mugged by two similarly aged kids and slammed onto the floor. Luckily his prized possession, a wet nappy, remained intact.

Holy Goalie! (Encore)

Like all the top goalkeepers in the game today, conceding a goal can reduce Daryl to tears.

And like all the top goalkeepers in the game today, Daryl will dive onto the floor long after the ball has gone in, as if telling us that he has already done his very best.

Playing Versus Eating

"Why is my tongue so itchy?"

"It's still very itchy when I got to the top of the slide."

Daryl was so puzzled by the itchiness of his tongue while on the swing that ...

He decided to jump off the swing in mid-air and made a mad dash to the closest McDonald's he could find.

Holy Goalie!

Just like his old man, Daryl aspired to become a goalkeeper. While he couldn't prevent the first one from going in ...

He made a pretty fine save when some neighbours, who were pissed by how noisy he had been playing, threw him a beach ball.

Big Big Dreams for a Smal Small Daryl

I wish I could find someone to play air-hockey with me.

I wish I were strong enough to give those stupid crocodiles a big whack on the head.

And I wish I could get inside the dome to pick up the ball and slam it home.

How to Become a Top Model?

Pose one.

Pose two.

Mommy Lost Her Eye-Shadow Kit

To prove that Daryl does have a feminine side (which is not necessarily a bad thing) ...

He is showing how to use the newest tools to apply eye-shadows.

A Walk in the Ocean Park

Daryl was nervous as to where we were going.

It's the Ocean Park! And luckily we've got Brian (a.k.a. Brother Pineapple) to play with him the whole day.

Obviously Daryl loved Pineapple a lot as they quickly set out to do a lot of things together, including looking for pretty girls with some shoddy binoculars.

Just when we were mad that Daryl didn't want to eat anything, Pineapple came to our rescue.

And when we were queuing up to get onto the Ocean Park Tower,

Daryl showed us that his mouth can be very big.

As a further bonus, Daryl got to sit on the lap of some, erh, pretty gals when he watched the dolphin and sea lion show.

When we decided to buy him the panda cap, Daryl was not pleased.

But when he saw Pineapple was wearing the same cap, he followed suit ...

Even though he was still not 100% pleased.

Daryl was not afraid when we rode the cable car.

After driving a blue race car,

He got the chance to ride on a fire engine, his favourite at the moment.

And he also tried to help the workers sweep the floor using a toy he took from the store without paying.

He tried to feed the driving machine with potato chips, his old man's favourite, but was thwarted by Pineapple.

Turned out that the machine can be fooled by another kind of tasty and yummy snack ...

But when the staff found out what he had done to the machine, Daryl had to run, run and run, and couldn't stop crying.

Pineapple came to the rescue again, and Daryl managed to elude the staff by flipping his cap backwards and drinking a whole bottle of Mr. Juicy.

Pineapple and Daryl celebrated their escape by having a big feast in an eatery far far away.

And after a long and wild day, Daryl looked much older than his actual age of two.

What a Day!

What a hectic day for Daryl. First he ate some painfully boring biscuits at the playgroup.

Then he found out that his pink mask was actually a bubble maker.

At the restaurant he had been raising his arms for hours but no waiter ever came.

Later he was escorted away from the toy store on a kick bike for having no money but wanting to buy everything he saw.

But he somehow managed to persuade the victim buy him something.

At the playground he spent hours inspecting the area just below the red bar.

He could have stayed longer on the slide, but decided not to as he got to pee.

And late in the evening, he cut up the cake which he claimed was made by him.

Paparazzi in Your Face

Hey stop it!

Stop taking pictures of me! I'm dead tired!

I'm not going to talk to you. I'll call the Police if you zzz ...

Someone is Obviously Colour-Blind

If you think that Daryl was a little annoyed, you are absolutely right. He was pissed that the guy (or gal) who gave him the outfit didn't give him a pair of blue or powder blue shorts, so that his outfit could match the colour scheme of his beloved tri-cycle.

Daryl in the Tunnel

Just as the old man was wondering where Daryl was ...

He was delighted that Daryl had finally overcome his tunnel-phobia and was willing to crawl through them!