Too Bad I Don't Have a Helicopter

For the umpteenth time (and counting), Daryl was left waiting for a taxi alone after a crazy day of shopping.

A closer look reveals how pissed he actually was.

That's why he decided that enough is enough and it'd be better for him to walk home!

If You Eat Well, You'll Play Well

Like all top athletes, Daryl understands the nutritious value of bananas.

That's why he ate a whole one before his daily soccer practice ...

And another one before belting a monstrous home-run beyond the right-field couch.

At Least It's Not Soda

Can't find his sake? No problem. A pack of Ribena will do the trick.

Where is the Sake?

As Daryl grows, he's becoming more and more like his mother, as proven by his fondness of these tiny and sweet Japanese snacks.

Metamorphosis

Daryl hated standing on sand.

He hated the feeling of getting his toes and feet coated with these itchy grainy stuff.

But after spending an afternoon sleeping on a beach with his old man ...

He found out that he could kick sand to the right ...

And could also kick to the left.

He even kept standing on the sand at sunset ...

And wasn't willing to go home when night fell.

A Walk in the Park

A bunch of naughty and noisy kids refused to cede the bench to those in need.

They all got really nice shoes, much to the envy of everyone.

Meanwhile, a naughty one decided to invade the climbing frame ...

And mocked everyone with a funny face.

He even tried to steer the frame towards the crowd, but thankfully failed to do so.

He then hopped onto the back of a fire engine, driven by an innocent bystander who had no idea why the vehicle suddenly refused to go.

And the naughty one eventually dragged the innocent one off the vehicle to a nearby McDonald's, with every intention of asking the latter to treat him with a happy meal.

Gone are the Presents

Why is Daryl angry?

He's pissed because someone knocked down Santa's home!

Oh Birds!

Seconds after this picture was taken, a bird flew by and ate the apple in Daryl's mouth.

Preparing for the Big Game

Daryl is making some nice practice throws ahead of Superbowl XLIII.

Here Comes the Titan

Having drunk so much milk and eaten so many sausages ...

The key-less Daryl manages to rip open the gate and goes home in time.

Little Daryl Learns to Share

That sausage is not for Daryl. He wants to open it for his monkey friend who got trapped on his shirt.

Bruce Who?

With this bright yellow outfit, I'm going to out-wit ...

Out-hit ...

And out-smart you!

What Can a Bottle of Coke Do?

Hooray! I've got a whole bottle of Coke in front of me!

I'm SO energized now that I can fly a big kite ...

Play badminton with my right hand ...

And grind my teeth too!

Trendy Headgear

Daryl is having a fitting for his headgear, which is made of arguably the greatest discovery of mankind - plastic.

He just gives us the OK sign which means that production is on the way. Place your order now for a limited edition signed by Daryl!

Give You Wings

Daryl loves to eat chicken wings a lot ...

And he in particular loves having a moustache on his lips!

Tennis Session

Like Rafael Nadal, Daryl is left-handed. And like Nadal, he can do a lot of damage with his racket ...

Mirror Mirror

But Daryl seems to like it a lot, and he often goes to the mirror and checks out how he looks!

(No) Fashion Sense

This is Daryl's winter school uniform.

Doesn't it look like it was stolen from the changing room of some low-budget eatery?

They Will Call the Police Soon

After downing dozens of dishes of sushi, Daryl suddenly realised he had forgot to bring his wallet.

LOL!

Daryl could put the different cylinders in their place ...

Eat his biscuits really well ...

And put the long poles into the correct slots ...

Now wonder he went ROTFL!

Baby Versus Baby

Seeing how curious he was towards this tiny baby girl, I wonder what he would think if he has a younger brother of sister himself.

What's Bugging Me?

Contrary to conventional wisdom, Daryl laughed madly when he saw an ugly bug flying in front of him.